I hate to say this, but Southwest, we have to part ways. We had great times flying the Portland-SFO route. Sometimes you would even give me three chairs to lie on and two drinks. But, that only goes so far for a tech guy. You know what I really wanted (no, not cellphones on airlines, that would cause much annoyance induced homicide),  in air WiFi. And you know what, Virgin is giving it to me. Forget any theoretical price differential, I can email on the way to Chicago, or New York.

No more being trapped with nothing to do. No more flipping open your laptop, firing up Chrome, and then almost bursting into tears. The internet has returned. However, while I am celebrating over here at my desk, I have one last teensy itty little request: electrical outlets. I mean, why not? Wait, what is that that you say? Virgin has plugs, and internet? Someone call the Church, I am going to marry this airline.