I was hoping that I would only have to post 1 pre-game prank list. But no, people have decided to start early this year. Even with the recession, there is always enough time to post about how little munchins with large heads that look like Obama will take over the earth. Here are some more of the March 31st pranks:

• A new platform, PHP on Rails has been annouced. Its code name? Phails.
• The Alcoholics(AA) and Narcotics Anoymous(NA) have combined to create a new fellowship to simply ‘A’.
• Google will be annoucing a Google/Yahoo/Live mashup that allows you to search all three engines from one page.
• ViralURLs is planning on buying Twitter.
• Twitter will will follow people for you, and not let you remove them.
• iJustine will marry Chris Prillo, creating a super web TV couple. The wedding will, of course, be streamed.
• Genetically Modified Trees will be able to give directions to lost hikers.
• Microsoft will be buying Apple.
• Twitter will be limiting Tweets to one tweet per day.
• A Service will text message you when you are …

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